Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Reshad does : Tiny Game Reviews

Game : Team Fortress 2

Rating : 11/10

Would Gabe again

Description : TF2 in a nutshell:
Gibus= F2p
F2p= Screw Lord Gaben!
P2p= Praise Lord Gaben!
Unusual= Gods of hats
Australium= Gods of weapons
Cosmetics= Swag
Headshots= Hacker
Bodyshots= Noob
Facestab= Noob
W+m1= Noob
Gunslinger engis= Troll
Hoovies= "pootis"
Scoot= "Neda dispencer her!"
Pyro= W+m1 skillz
Demoman= Da only black man in da game
Engi= Fat funny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Snip@rs= "God shave da queen!"
Spai= Awesome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Soldier= "Maggots!"
Medic= "Who that? Never heard of it."
Team Fortress 2= Hats simulator 2015
Strange= Counts the number of people you have rekt
Killstreak= Rekt-um streak
Specialized- Oww... Shinyyyyyyyy!
Professional- F#cked up eyes
Vintage= Old school
Taunts= Something that says "Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" after killing someone and/or "Party!"
Unusual taunts= Gods of taunts
Microphone= "screw 10 yeer olz" / "That guy must be a youtuber!"
Sprays= 'Distractions'

Maps= Battlefield
Jarate= Sniper's ♥♥♥♥
Sydney sleeper= ♥♥♥♥ gun
Backburner= critz from back, SAME damage but without crits from front. (LOGIC)
Baby face blaster= Flash from DC in tf2!
The Enforcer= Give the finger to them w+m1 pyros
Phlog= Give the w+m1 to them mercs
Neon annihilator= 2Fort Sharks!
Wrangler= Aimbot
Righteous Bison= "what's dat?"
Weapon stats= "Dunt reed dat, itz uselez"- F2ps 2015
Fat scouts= "pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis!"
Friendlyz= CONGA!
Tryhardz= TRY HARD!
Bugs and glitches= "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait."
Updates= BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanvich= Just a Sanvich bruh..... just a sanvich...
Bonk! Atomic punch!= Red bull.
Trading= "I TROOD 4 GIBUZ!"
Crits= Something you love when you have it but others hate cause they don't have it but you hate it when you don't have it and others love it cause they have it.
Mini crits= The younger brother of crits.
Red-tape recorder= "Haha you have a sentry! now you don't..."
Pybros= "Mhmmhmmhmhmhmmhmhmhhmhm and hmhmhmhmmh."
Crates= Another Money taker!
And much, MUCH MORE which i can't even sum up!

"11/10 would gabe again"- IGN

But hey.. at the end of the day, it's the good' ol Team Fortress 2 we always love and play :)
Thanks and have fun.


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